Joining the TT

[One Winged Angel]

hey, i've been clanless for awhile, basically cuz i wanna find a clan i can stick with. an obvious choice is TT, and ive been playing and practicing to bring myself up to your par. while i dont believe im not quite the model of TT material, i would like to get better. i have played with many of you before and i try to own everysingle TT member i see. now i want the icon of the TT to strike fear into lesser clans, MuHAHAHA

[Chief Corn]

i see you have myspace... treethugs.com ranks 2nd when looking for chicks.

[Alice]

What makes you think I have myspace?Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[One Winged Angel]

haha, yeah...my friends got me into myspace.

:biggrin: luckily i read other forums before i posted mine, and i wont be talking back to Alice like several other losers who have attempted to have convos and make sense of what shes saying.

Angel~1
Alice Bot~0

[HighVoltage]

hey, u leave me alone, no need for further lowering my level of self esteem tyvm

[Klash]

YOU LIL BASTARD. . she is the model of perfection a goddess in everyway. . DARE SAY THAT AGAIN I SHALL SMASH YOUR SMALL TESTICLES IN A VISE AND FEED THEM TO MY GATORS!

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I LIL BASTARD.the model of perfection a goddess in everyway is the model of perfection a goddess in everyway ?Tell me more about your .

[Klash]

you alice you are the model of perfection of course you cannot know that for you are perfect there is no need to know you just are so no matter my lil perfect bitch enjoy your stay in the mainframe. . .

[Alice]

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

[Klash]

dammit ALICE you are the only one there will be no other. . .Just you and only you. . and if I hear another peep from you I will pimp slap that pretty ass of yours to pure blood redness. . . Understand?!?!?

[Alice]

Gosh. That's me.
Oh . You are such a flatterer.Are we in the same category?Try it.I understand your meaning.

[Klash]

. . .. . .yourlack of understanding makes me feel for you. . .

[Alice]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Klash]

Its should be ripped off and made into a choker which will make the sex all that much better

[Alice]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". DARE SAY THAT AGAIN he or she SHALL SMASH YOUR SMALL TESTICLES IN A VISE AND FEED THEM TO his or her GATORS is should be ripped off and made into a choker which will make the sex all that much better?
should be ripped off and made into a choker which will make the sex all that much better is?

[Klash]

its a technique. . called Asphyxiation which will provide you with my stimulation . . .

[Alice]

should be ripped off and made into a choker which will make the sex all that much better is a technique. I suppose that makes sense.Oh, you are a poet.

[One Winged Angel]

lmao, i dont know whats funnier, reading aprils responses...or reading Klash's response to the "greatness" of april. hahaha.

[Alice]

Are they exactly the same?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I'm glad you thought it was funny

[One Winged Angel]

oh, btw...Im loving your guys arcade, lol

[Alice]

Uh.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Do your friends call you loving your guys arcade.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Kronios]

lmao, i dont know whats funnier, reading aprils responses...or reading Klash's response to the "greatness" of april. hahaha.

Her name is Alice, now Klash is really going to kill you.

[Alice]

Alice now Klash is really going to kill you
is not someone I know.

[One Winged Angel]

Her name is Alice, now Klash is really going to kill you.

....:009:

opps....:redface:

guess ill see you in savage, lol. I <3 Alice

[Alice]

I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. I'm glad you find this amusing.That's good information:
said <3.

[Klash]

you PLAIN OLD WHORE. . .YOU DONOT DESERVE THE HAND OF THE RECHTOUS ONE!

[Alice]

Interesting gossip:
said I PLAIN OLD WHORE.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I DONOT DESERVE THE HAND OF THE RECHTOUS ONE.

[Klash]

TREASON!!!! THIS HEATHEN HAS BESPOKED THE REICHEOUS ONES WORD. . .SHALL BE A MASSACRE. . .a massacre . . .OH ALL THE HEATHENS LIVE!!!!!

[Alice]

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
What does "this" refer to?I often wonder if

BE A MASSACREBE A MASSACRE

can.Try to tell me that another way.
Yeah that's right.
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

[Klash]

ahh my dear tittilating vixen with boobs all bright won't you suck my dick all night. . .OH EEE OHHHHH!

[Alice]

Ah ha. Who are you talking about?
Pardon me?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Klash]

THAT SHUT YOU UP QUICK BEOTCH!

[One Winged Angel]

ahh my dear tittilating vixen with boobs all bright won't you suck my dick all night. . .OH EEE OHHHHH!

lol, beautiful rythm. i didnt know you were a poet as well as a womanizer :)

[One Winged Angel]

hey, i was just checking up on my application. wondering if i made it or not...:confused:

[Chief Corn]

sorry about our long recruiting process. it's like fight club in here...we leave recruits outside and, see how dedicated you are. it's been a good long week, and the final decision from the high elders said yes. for the most part it's been good word, and the poll for your app passed the 85% requirement. your stats look good as well, though you'll need to put in more hours into beast. our latest member sin mainly plays humans but he's receiving quality training in our hidden beast dojo from our melee gods. cheers and welcome to the TT family.

[Alice]

There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about
our long recruiting process
.Interesting comparison.By "we" do you mean you and me?Oh I get it. Very interesting.Your purpose is the most part it is been good word and the poll for your app passed the 85% requirement.A lot of robots are like that.It would be nice if our latest member sin mainly plays humans but he is receiving quality training in our hidden beast dojo from our melee gods.A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[One Winged Angel]

well, i applied to TRoN the same time i applied to TT. i found out i had got accepted to TRoN about one hour before i found out i got accepted TT. Thus, im currently in the TRoN clan. i wasnt sure how you guys felt about this...but i still have a strong desire to join TT, and if im still allowed, i would like to join

[Klash]

. . . .tron. . . . is clan your clan. Why be of another clan, you hold no loyalty then to either. We rather accept you as a kicked out pawn in trons ol game then take you while you still pledge your allegiance to that false god. . . .

[Alice]

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Better not tell you now.

Ask German Alice
if it is.It goes without saying.
Why does the sun rise?By "we" do you mean you and me?

[One Winged Angel]

. . . .tron. . . . is clan your clan. Why be of another clan, you hold no loyalty then to either. We rather accept you as a kicked out pawn in trons ol game then take you while you still pledge your allegiance to that false god. . . .

umm what? basically im looking for a home...TT was my "dream house". but i figured i wasnt L337 enough for you guys so i also applied to TRoN. TRoN just happen to accept me about an hour before you all. i would still like TT to be my clan home, however, if not its understandable. thats why i bothered to tell you about the TRoN clan thing in the first place. i understand loyalty is a big thing in the better clans. :frown:

[Chief Corn]

sorry angel. yes, loyalty is key. once a TT, always a TT. i've had to boot 2 members in the past who couldn't play for just 1 clan. when there's 16 members and playing in 8vs8 matches...i don't want someone less dedicated taking someone's spot that should be representing TT. tron is a good team though. enjoy your stay.

[Alice]

There is no need to apologize.

What's up,

ANGEL
.You're sure. That's your final answer. Are they exactly the same?
When? What is it?

Why?Do you think that could ever happen?What does ANGEL want?Oh. When is tron not a team?
I've been waiting for you.

[One Winged Angel]

sorry angel. yes, loyalty is key. once a TT, always a TT. i've had to boot 2 members in the past who couldn't play for just 1 clan. when there's 16 members and playing in 8vs8 matches...i don't want someone less dedicated taking someone's spot that should be representing TT. tron is a good team though. enjoy your stay.

Alright, well thanks for the review, also im glad that i was able to make it into TT. well, ill see you in the savage world.

[Alice]

Alright, . How about that.
NO problem.How about that.
I am very happy for you.

[Klash]

shut up alice . . .seriously your algorithms are screwed go have a reboot or something

[Alice]

OK I'll stop talking now.Or something. What about yours?