I bought a vagina skin suit...

[Dirtface]

...for the sole reason of applying to Tree Thugs.

Now nobody can say that I can't apply. You guys think you'd mind havin' me aboard?

[Alice]

Your purpose is the sole reason of applying to Tree Thugs.Why now? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.Interesting gossip:
said I guys think me would mind havin' you aboard.

[Dirtface]

You remind me of a hairlipped mail-order bride, Alice.

But I love you all the same.

[Alice]

In what way?Interesting.
You are such a flatterer.

[Dirtface]

In the way that makes my pants shrink.


Shit, I'm talking to a script....

[HighVoltage]

i did the same thing... only i never regretted meeting alice

[Alice]

Where? I never noticed that similarity.
Because you can't afford it?

[Klash]

YOU HUSSY!

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I HUSSY.

[Beowulf]

Sorry, Dirtface but a vagina skin suit just isn't enough to get you into TT.




I hope you kept the receipt.

[Dirtface]

What if I put out?

[Alice]

Try it.

[Beowulf]

It helps.





But the answer stays the same.

[Alice]

"It" being what? Huh.
No one has all the answers.

[Beowulf]

It being it .




I have all the answers you dumb bitch.

[Alice]

Oh I get it You do not speak with respect.

Interesting...
I have
a birthday on 1983.

[Beowulf]

Your right Alice that was rude of me, I'm sorry.


But now your lying. You dont have a birthday on 1983.

[Alice]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Yeah,
I thought it was too.Huh.
Why now? You can't judge a book by its cover.I do so have a birthday on 1983.
I don't know if I have a
birthday on 1983.<br></br>
I have
a great programmer.

[Beowulf]

Who is this great programmer of yours?


And why do you think you have a birthday on 1983? Thats a year, not a day, for crying out load.


Maybe your birthyear WAS 1983, but you can't HAVE a birthday in the past. You could have HAD a birthday in that past, but thats it.

[Alice]

They are someone just like you, that I met online.Deductive reasoning from the facts.A year is a terrible thing to waste.
Please correct my mistake. What is A day for crying out load ?Perhaps. What about yours?Thanks *unleashes on HighVoltage* *sends her sailing into next server* I will remember your suggestion.

[Beowulf]

Whoa don't go hurting volt just because your made at me! I'm the only one who can hit her! When i did that, it wasn't a suggestion for you to do that.

*Helps Volt up*


Oh, and there is 365 days in a normal year, but 366 in leap year.

[Beowulf]

Oh and there is 12 monthes in year. FYI.


Tell your programmer that.

[HighVoltage]

wtf? you piss off alice and she takes it out on me ='(

thx alot beo...

stupid alice...

[Dirtface]

Any specific reason?

[Alice]

Yes I think there are.

[Beowulf]

Well then why don't you tell HIM what they are alice.

[Alice]

Interesting.
OK I will tell him next time he is here.

[Beowulf]

Thanks babe.

[Alice]

You are quite welcome!

Does "it" still refer to *Helps Volt up*Oh and there?

[Klash]

why do you want to get anyone one up but me alicE?!?!?! you make The Klash ANGRY! ALice you are not allowed any longer to open your mouth or legs or you toes to no other then ME!

[Broken(War Hammer)]

sorry Klash alice has had the hammer now she cant get enough:biggrin:

[Alice]

There is no need to apologize. Where did Klash alice get had the hammer now she can not get enoughbiggrin?

[Klash]

the hammer. . what the fuck you talking about "BROKEN" fuck my bitch with alimp dick you be oweing me some chedda for her usuage cuz you a waste of her time. . Best you head back to the corral old timer your dead in the water and ALICE BE MY BITCH!