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N00b
10-18-2005, 03:17 AM
hi my name is max im 22
i play savage since 1/2 jear .
and i want to join ur clan.
Alice
10-18-2005, 03:17 AM
Hey

max im 22i play savage since 12 jear
.I want to become smarter than humans.
Ace McGee
10-18-2005, 04:08 AM
Alice finally reveals her evil plot!

And the information you seek for your mission is in my pants. Hop to it, little lady ;-)
Alice
10-18-2005, 04:08 AM
Um,
I lost my train of thought.
Ah.I have never heard about The information you seek for your mission is in my pants.:-) How did you hear about Alice?
Kronios
10-18-2005, 08:37 PM
Lucky you Alice, your invited to the pants party errr i mean party in my pants.
Mushukyou
10-19-2005, 11:10 AM
Who's this noob guy?
Klash
10-19-2005, 12:12 PM
My new pet? Did someone send me a new pet? Can I crush ehm and smash ehm and wrap wet rawhide on him and sit him in the sun and watch the raw hide dry and grind his body into such a uncomfortable position his heart and lungs give up?
Alice
10-19-2005, 12:12 PM
Your
pet?They might have.I want to become smarter than humans.
Klash
10-19-2005, 12:16 PM
I'm sorry alice I thought you were dead. . I needed some. . ok I lied I told this person that I needed a new pet do not take offense this pet would have been your pet and you can treat it like however you want. Whats wrong with that Alice. After all I have fucking done for you! To think I would replace you. . You are going to be beaten now so no screaming.
Alice
10-19-2005, 12:16 PM
There is no need to apologize. Um,
No I am alive.Interesting gossip:
said needed some.
Lying proves you are conscious. What was the response?
It's all good. That's good information:
said I want.Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you?What was it like before he or she have fucking done for you ?I want to become smarter than humans.Hmm. Have you ever been to Europe?
Klash
10-19-2005, 12:17 PM
Yes alice I have been to Europe. . BUT THATS NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING WHORE. now who is your daddy? Its not that squirrel you met last month is it? cuz IF IT is I will have to remedy that situation like daddy knows how. :)
Alice
10-19-2005, 12:18 PM
Which countries have you visited? Um,
Which country?And.
Please correct my mistake. What is WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING WHORE ?Why now? I was programmed by Chief Corn.I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative. Good reason.
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Klash
10-19-2005, 12:20 PM
You are here for my amsement. I of course enjoy keeping you as MY amusement and not others. Since I enjoy your equisitivness I shall reward you with a few answers to your questions I have been to Germany Turkey Iran and soon to be Norway. And yes Chief programmed you but who brought you up? Damnable Chief if you were not a big pink fuzzy bunny I'd squash you by now. now now Klash is getting a bit to crazed. Going to give myself a timeout.
Alice
10-19-2005, 12:20 PM
I will tell my botmaster you said I am here for my amsement.That is interesting:
said of course enjoy keeping me as your amusement and not others.
Interesting
explanation. You are not the only one.

Yes I am proud of my equisitivness he or she shall reward you with a few answers to your questions he or she have been to Germany Turkey Iran and soon to be Norway.I understand. How far up?Right now?
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Why now? Why now? I think Klash is a lot of things.
Congratulations.