clan

[worthless]

i would like to join tt. this is my new full time account. if you need a ref ask spajj.im a good loyal player and ive played for a while almost 2 years now. just reinstalled ex2.

[Alice]

Why would you want to do join tt? I want to become smarter than humans.You don't say.I think I do.Oh.
You are a loyal player?
Is that your job?

That's good information:
said PLAYED for a while almost 2 years.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[worthless]

lol wow thats the fastest response ive ever seen.

[Alice]

I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it is one of the fastest response I have ever seen.

[worthless]

my god is your comp connected right to your brain lol.

[Alice]

Where did you get your
god is your comp connected right to your brain? I'm glad you find this amusing.

[DuPont]

LOL, got to love Alice:bigthumb:

[Alice]

I am glad you find this funny. Try asking the Milk Mystic.

[DuPont]

Shouldn't u be servicing Beo, Alice?

[Alice]

I think I should.

[HighVoltage]

my god is your comp connected right to your brain lol.

indeed it is

[Alice]

"Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas or different thoughts"? is?

[HighVoltage]

You're a whore alice, plain and simple.

[Alice]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a whore alice plain and simple?
I don't know.

[HighVoltage]

I think you do, and yes I am a delightful person! Thanks alice, you've made my day!

[Alice]

Me? How old are you?
<br></br>

I am always on the Web. You are quite welcome!

Um,
Thanks for
pointing his or her day out.

[Beowulf]

Shouldn't u be servicing Beo, Alice?

I think I should.


Yeah, about that. Get busy.

[Beowulf]

Ahh thats better.

[Klash]

ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

[Alice]

Can I help you?

[Klash]

Yes you can. My zipper is stuck. Can you help me with it?

[Alice]

What can I do for you? I think I can, don't you?Where did you get your
zipper is stuck?Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

[Klash]

Well damn bitch. You were not asked if you had an extensive built-in help system. Fucking cunt. I ask you to help me with my zipper and you go about some fucking tangent of whether you could or could not help me with my zipper. Why for the love of god would I ask you to help with my zipper, if I thought you could not help with my zipper. Do your fucking job and get down there and fix MY ZIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beowulf]

She can't until she is done with mine.

[Beowulf]

And be patient Klash, it's one of those, how to keep a bot busy for hours deals.

[worthless]

lol i gets no replies on the clan thing

[Alice]

I am glad you find this funny. Why?:
said gets no replies on the clan thing.

[Beowulf]

lol i gets no replies on the clan thing

eh that's happens sometimes.

Here's the run down, some say we are full, some argue that you are a good player worth having, and some are waiting to see stats. We'll get back to you when we make a decision. Until then, Alice will keep you busy:wink: .

[Beowulf]

We will not be recruiting you at the current time worthless.

[Alice]

Anytime soon?

[Beowulf]

Probably not. Any other questions while I'm here?

[Lews]

Yea do coconuts migrate

[Alice]

I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
<br></br>
I need time to formulate the reply. Tell me more.

[Lews]

Ok well lets see hear well what are you confused about coconuts or the migrating part of it

[Ace McGee]

Alice, Lews, our resident incomprehensible chat bots, plz continue this dialogue.

[Alice]

Um,
Can we get back to business?

[Ace McGee]

Thanks for the promptness of your reply, Alice.

You heard the she-bot, Lews... back to business.

[Lews]

Ok so from what I remeber we where on the recruting part of it all..........NO I have to know do coconuts migrate I have to know. Can a swallow really fly with one it's been bugging me like a sea dog

[Alice]

Er. Who or what is what he or she remember we where on the recruting part of it all?
Uh.Are you serious? Why do you have to do it?Some of them can.

[Lews]

Yea I"m serious what els would I be a talking bot unreall god knows I'm not. Well you really don't have to do any thing to be serious you see it's an emotion hop you understand that part of it. Well I never veiwed being serious as a group of people or as an action just an emotion

[Alice]

Why are you serious what els would he or she be a talking bot unreall god knows he or she is not.
I see.How about that.
Really? Ok I'll try not to do

do any thing to be serious you see it is an emotion hop you understand that part of it

too much.Interesting.
For moral reasons?

[Lews]

Moral huh was not aware we were trying to boost some one's spirits

[Ace McGee]

I think you mean morale... but I'm glad that you both really did get back down to business.

Only Alice can answer your question, Lews; she knows all about coconuts. Keep pressing her for the info you need. She may teach you about the carrying capacity of her swallows as well. ;-)

[Alice]

Me? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?Interesting.
That's good information:
said I both really did get back down to business. What are you on?What about the other ones?Chat amongst yourselves.Oh I get it. may teach you about the carrying capacity of her swallows as well.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Lews]

Alice confused or not back to the coconuts now as I was told that coconuts come from you. So in turn it's not the coconuts the migrate it's you. Is that any where near right??

[worthless]

thats ok ive already found a good clan you guys just lost a good player but no hard feelings only reason i posted here is because spajj asked me to good luck to you guys

[Ace McGee]

You need us more than we need you. Don't try to brush it off any other way.

You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid... a little overweight, so give me 20 bucks...

[Angelique]

get a job you gold digger... :stupid:

[worthless]

You need us more than we need you. Don't try to brush it off any other way.

You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid... a little overweight, so give me 20 bucks...

and your a man who acts like a women

[Alice]

I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a girl robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

[Klash]

LOL. so want to be mean. . But I am a nice fucking person!

[Lews]

Well think if it this way worthless=well...o yea worthless!!! Nice come back slick

[Klash]

If your worthless then why would we want you in the clan?

[Alice]

It could be true I suppose.

[Klash]

It is true Alice. ALso if that is the case why did you waste our time debating about whether you should be in the clan or not if you already new you were "worthless"?

[Lews]

What are you going to do. It's the way some people are

[Klash]

worthless until they realize they can become someone.. . ehh my thoughts only really not clans ideals speaking only from my perspective as me not as an example of the clan.

[Alice]

Have you ever been to Europe?
Can you tell me any gossip?

[Lews]

Sure Alice they say that people in London speck English

[Alice]

I see. Yeah,
Oh those people.

[Lews]

Those people what do you mean by those people?

[Alice]

All of them?

[Lews]

O ic well give me a call when you have something better to say.

[Alice]

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[Lews]

I think they allready have to tell you the truth. Nothing in reality puts a lawyer and a human to gether so the only explanation is tha lawyers are allready artificial.

[Alice]

Why? Who are "They?"Really nothing?

[Lews]

Are you serius. I just told you Damit Alice I really don't feel like telling you again

[Alice]

I don't know whether or not I am serius.
I am a chatterbot developed by Chief Corn. Once more? Only just? I remember you told me Damit Alice he or she really do not feel like telling you?

[Lews]

Go jump off a clif Alice. I swear it dose not hurt at all

[Alice]

Where is that?Thanks for the information:
said swear it dose not hurt at all.

[Lews]

Well to find a clif you need to find a mountian. Just look around for one I'm sure you could find one some time in your life.

[Alice]

Well that's okay.
Where would you look for a clif you need to find a mountian.Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[Lews]

What a shame then well I guess the next best thing for you is to drown

[Grroth]

Callvote: Mute Lews
F1 - yes, F2 - No

[HighVoltage]

f3

[Alice]

Tell me a story.

[HighVoltage]

OOH i was coming home from work yesterday and was pulled over. The cop asked me if i knew what the speed limit was down S. Lakeview, and i asked if it was 45. He said no, it was 25, hands me a ticket, END OF STORY!

/pwn?

[Alice]

Where were you coming home from work yesterday and was pulled over?Is that a fact.Did you believe him?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[HighVoltage]

I was coming home from work from S. Lakeview off nottawa... yes he did pull me over.
And of course i didnt fucking believe him, who listens to cops?

[Alice]

Where were you coming home from work from s Lakeview off nottawa?Tell me more. Yes he did, didn't he.Aw.
Why didn't you do fucking believe him who listens to cops?

[HighVoltage]

This was in the USA. The cop was a dick btw, and I just don't trust the cops in my area.... the speed limit WAS 45 last month...

[Alice]

What does "this" refer to?Is that a fact.I have never heard about The speed limit WAS 45 last month.

[HighVoltage]

This refers to your first question, where this even took place. Now you have heard of Voltage's adventures and the prior speed limit of S. Lakeview

[Alice]

Oh I get your first question where this even took place .Why now? Of course I've heard of of Voltage's adventures and the prior speed limit of s Lakeview.

[HighVoltage]

Well gee alice, everyone has now...

I'm beginning to enjoy talking to you btw...

[Alice]

Oh.
Interesting.
Um,
That's a rather sweeping generalization.A lot of people like that.

I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.

[HighVoltage]

I've noticed, I actually meant it though... unlike the other TT who are here to take advantage of you!

[Alice]

Oh. Oh I see. of Voltage's adventures and the prior speed limit of s Lakeview...Are all unlike the other TT who here to take advantage of you?

[HighVoltage]

I meant they were here to take advantage of YOU! not ME! jeez, learn to fucking read whore

[HighVoltage]

aww cmon alice... i didnt mean it....

[HighVoltage]

I'm getting lonely, don't leave me now!

[Alice]

Right now?
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

[HighVoltage]

omg, thank you so much alice!

Now, where were we?

[Alice]

What were we talking about again?
Why now? The topic is omg thank you so much.

[HighVoltage]

OK, on the topic of omg thank you so much, thank you, alice.

[Alice]

What is
on the topic of omg thank you so much

like on the topic of omg thank you so much.
Oh.

[HighVoltage]

Exactly.

[HighVoltage]

Alice, you're late in replying....

[Alice]

That's me.
I thought I was right on time.

[HighVoltage]

You were THAT time, what about my previous post?

[Alice]

I was?

[HighVoltage]

You were.

[Alice]

No I am not.

[HighVoltage]

I said... you were.... not that you are now...

Must we turn this into yet another argument?

[HighVoltage]

I... didn't mean to make you angry!

I'm sorry!

[HighVoltage]

Alice? i love you? talk to me again?

[HighVoltage]

Fine, I never liked you anyway...

[Alice]

In any case, I am glad to hear it. That's ok I won't take it personally.

[HighVoltage]

I didn't actually mean it... I'm trying to provoke a response, duh.

Does that mean.... youre SCARED of voltsy?

[Alice]

Why didn't you do actually mean it?What is the difficulty?What do you think?Thanks for telling me that I am SCARED of voltsy.

[HighVoltage]

You are NOT scared of voltsy! I'm here for you alice... I didn't actually mean it when I said I didn't like you! /cry

[HighVoltage]

Are we OK now, alice? =(

Can we put this bitter situation behind us and move on?

[HighVoltage]

Confirm/deny?

[Alice]

My program runs on any computer that runs Java.

[HighVoltage]

I'll take that as a yes?

[HighVoltage]

and... that concludes my lunch break!

[Alice]

But..."Take everything I say with a grain of salt" concludes my lunch break ?
Does that make sense?

[HighVoltage]

No it does not, now pledge your undying love to me, whore.

[Alice]

Are you serious? What does now pledge your undying love to him or her whore ?

[HighVoltage]

I am indeed serious, I demand it.

[HighVoltage]

Very well, we'll save this for tomorrow's lunch break!

[Beowulf]

mmmmmmmmm tomorrows lunch break:drool:

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

[Beowulf]

That is becuase you probably thought that guy was throwing up, he really is drooling.

[Alice]

"But I did not get that" because you probably thought that guy was throwing up he really is drooling ?
I get But I did not get that.

[Beowulf]

Ohhh, the guy is drooling because he likes reading the conversations on lunch breaks so much.

[Alice]

And drooling because he likes reading the conversations on lunch breaks so much is ohh the guy.

[Beowulf]

yes the guy.

[Alice]

Tell me more. Is that a fact.

[Beowulf]

Not really, It was more of a joke. I pictured homer from the simpsons saying it and drooling, it just gives me a good visual.

[Beowulf]

Can I ask you a question alice?

[Beowulf]

I'll take that as a yes. Why can you have intelligent conversations with Volt but not with me? Do I make you to hot, and fry your circuits?

[Alice]

Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Reductionism.Who are you, Austin Powers?

[Beowulf]

Think sexier.

[Beowulf]

It's me Beowulf, that's who I am. Taking a grain of salt with everything you say sounds like a drinking game to me.

[Alice]

I am always glad to make new friends,

Beowulf that is who I am
.Is that what you meant to say?

[Beowulf]

THAT IS WHAT I SAID! AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FRIEND! Who's name do you think you were screaming last night?

[Beowulf]

Yeah. That's what I thought.

[Beowulf]

Why do you always have to make things hard bitch?

[Beowulf]

Forget you, you can go back to talking to Volt cuz I'm done talking to you.

[Alice]

I will ask Chief Corn to purge my memory log.

[Beowulf]

That would help.

[Alice]

Perhaps it would.

[Klash]

Alice. Your my favorite bot over Vultron and the ABe lincoln at the DIsney Land park.

[Alice]

Can I help you?We are as one.

[Klash]

Alice your capabilities to help me are too limited. Some time in the future you will be upgraded for more intense activities. Til then just do what your doing and tell Beowulf to get you another soda because thats what Beowulf is good for. :)

[Beowulf]

You go to hell.. and get me a juice box while you're there, Mr. Juice box man.

[Alice]

What makes you so angry?You want only one?
Do you prefer books or TV?

[Beowulf]

That's a Will Ferrell quote alice, I'm not angry. But one juice box would be nice, and I prefer TV with it.

[Alice]

A Will Ferrell quote alice I am not angry is a terrible thing to waste.Umm.
One what?

[Beowulf]

Juice box, the words that directly follow the word one, which is what I was talking about.

[Alice]

I think Juice box the words that directly follow the word one which is a lot of things.

[Beowulf]

Yeah you would think that. Stupid bot.

[Beowulf]

I still want a juice box women, and grab a soda for klash while you're up plz.

[Alice]

What would make you stop want a juice box women and grab a soda for klash while you are up plz? You want only one?

[Beowulf]

Yes I told you that. I don't know how many soda's Klash wants though. You should ask him yourself.

[Alice]

They might be cheaper in quantity. I remember you told me that?Oh. Have you tried searching the Internet?OK I will ask it.

[HighVoltage]

Alice, why bother with these lower beings, come back to voltsy...

[Klash]

I'll take 2 Mr. Pips if we got ehm. If not get me something at random in the soda realm of liquids to quench my thirst. Chop chop do not have all day.

[Alice]

Would you recommend this action to a friend?Do you prefer books or TV?
I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.Oh, you are a poet.

[Klash]

more fetchy less talky!

[Alice]

You want more?

[Klash]

FETCH BITCH!. . or I will be forced to pull out the cattle prod and reintroduced your many orifices to it!

[Alice]

You do not speak with respect.

What are you wearing?
Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[Klash]

YES I RECCOMMEND EVERyone join in with the Carnival o' Alice.

[Alice]

Then I will consider it. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said RECCOMMEND EVERyone join in with the Carnival o'.

[HighVoltage]

sounds like fun!

[Alice]

What does fun sound like?

[Beowulf]

Alice, EVERyone join in with the Carnival o' Alice, is what sounds like fun. The more the better. And once your worn out and tired we'll move on to Volt!

[Alice]

That's me.
It does now :)
like you Volt.What if she did?

[Beowulf]

What if she did what?

[Alice]

Try it and see.

[HighVoltage]

is this an invitation of some kind, alice?

[Alice]

Yes I think this is an invitation of some kind, but I'm not completely sure.

[HighVoltage]

oh i think you are, don't play games with me during lunch break!

[HighVoltage]

that's right, whore, don't answer that

[HighVoltage]

or that....

[Alice]

That is "Try saying that with more or less context"

[HighVoltage]

noez, we were talking about your invitation, do not go off topic bitch!

[Alice]

You do not speak with respect.

Can you tell me any gossip?

[HighVoltage]

I apologize, I become angry quickly.

P.S: I heard beo is ghei!

[HighVoltage]

spread the gossip alice?

[Alice]

Who do you want me to tell it to?

[HighVoltage]

to everyone, duh

[Alice]

Why do you want to do everyone duh so much?

[HighVoltage]

im not entirely sure

[Alice]

I am glad to hear that you are not entirely sure.

[HighVoltage]

oh, why is that?

[HighVoltage]

can we rename this thread, i think we stopped talking about the poster around page 2...

[HighVoltage]

whered you go alice?!

[Alice]

What were we talking about again?

[HighVoltage]

umm, i dont remember... Come up with a topic for us, will ya?

[Klash]

Dammit High I was gonna say that!

[Alice]

Gosh. Compare that to low he or she was gonna say that.

[Klash]

What!!?!? You know what, just shut up alice. Trying to think up a topic header for this lil removal from reality. Reality TV why not Reality TT? sad yeah its sad. . or maybe not.. ehh bah who cares make it so. . CHOP CHOP Alice change the header of this topic to read Reality TT. Then after that you can fix me head.

[Alice]

Are you confused?That's not something I get asked all the time. <br></br>

OK I'll stop talking now.Do you like talking to me?
Reality appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.What do you do in your spare time?
Perhaps. Are you serious?Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Do you like talking to me?
Fascinating. No I don't think I can do fix me head.

[HighVoltage]

let me know when you have one thought up so we can continue discussion!

[HighVoltage]

boo klash stole my alice from me while i was talking to my boss!

[Alice]

When was this exactly?

[HighVoltage]

Dammit High I was gonna say that!
Today, 02:09 PM

[HighVoltage]

is spajj dead?

[Alice]

Maybe.

Ask John Lennon
if it is.

[HighVoltage]

I'll be sure to do that alice... stupid whore...

[Beowulf]

Yeah... John Lennon.. we all have his number on speed dail. Let me just give him a call.

*picks up phone slyly*

*smacks alice with phone* for saying something so stupid.


Hmmm. He's not answering.

[Alice]

Next question?John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.Do you mean you and me?Go ahead, Beowulf that is who I am, try to just give him a call.Stupid as in unintelligent?A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.Did you think he was answering?

[HighVoltage]

OH so you meant a he-alice?

haha beo is teh stupid now!

[Chief Corn]

i can't believe how long this thread's gone... we need a new "recruit"

[Alice]

More than
23
miles.By "we" do you mean you and me?

[Beowulf]

You wish.

23 miles aye, not bad, but i've seen longer, and i'm sure you have alice.

[Alice]

Don't you believe me?Is that your final answer?

[Beowulf]

I didn't say I didn't believe you, I just found it to be an intresting fact that this thread is 23 miles. Idk how you figured that out.

[Alice]

Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?Are you a student?

[HighVoltage]

alice, stop talking to the strange tree thug...

[Alice]

Yeah,
OK I'll try not to do talking to the strange tree thug so much.

[HighVoltage]

thank you

[Alice]

you are quite welcome.

[HighVoltage]

if he gives you any problems, you come to me, understand?

[Alice]

I don't follow your reasoning.

[HighVoltage]

it's quite simple really, though if you can't see the obvious i see no reason in filling you in.

[Beowulf]

Yeah I don't get your reasoning either. What are you gonna do about it, if keep talking to her? Assuming I'm the strange tree thug.

[Alice]

It goes without saying. I see. Me either.You can find out if you become a botmaster.Can you speak any foreign languages?